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ANg Kugmo
Kung ang kugmo tam-is, naa ka'y sakit nga DIABETES.
Kung ang kugmo parat, naa ka'y sakit sa ATAY.
Kung ang kugmo aslom, naa ka'y sakit sa KIDNEY.
Pero kung ang kugmo imong tilawan,
Naa ka'y sakit sa UTOK.

Sagol-Sagol
1. The bandage was wound around the wound.
2. The farm was used to produce produce.
3. The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
4. We must polish the Polish furniture.
5. He could lead if he would get the lead out.
6. The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
7. Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.
8. A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.
9. When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
10. I did not object to the object.
11. I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
12. The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
13. How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?
14. There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
15. They were too close to the door to close it.
16. The buck does funny things when the does are present.
17. A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.
18. To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
19. The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
20. After a number of injections my jaw got number.
21. Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.

1.You know your love for one is done when the fluttering has stopped and the butterflies are gone.
2.It's okay to kiss a fool or let a fool kiss you, but never ever let a kiss fool you.
3.Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by you again?
4.Count your garden by the flowers,not by the leaves that fall, count your life by the smiles, not by the tears that fall.
5.A real friend is someone who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
6.Love is just a word until you find someone to set the meaning.
7.They say that when love knocks at the door, open it, but did you know that sometimes love comes through the backdoor and before you notice it it's on the way out?
8.The worst way to miss someone is when that person is right next to you and you know you cant have that person.
9.Don't settle for the one you can live with, settle for the one you cant live without.
10.I love you...it takes 3 seconds to say, 3 hours to explain, and a lifetime to prove.
11.Love can be magic, but magic is sometimes an illusion.
12.It only takes a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.
13.Immature love is I love you because I need you, mature love is I need you because I love you.
14.You never how much you love something, how much it really means until it's gone.
15.It's painful to see someone you wish were yours happy with someone else, but there's nothing more painful than the site of that someone crying for someone else
16.Love wasnt put in your heart to stay, love isnt love until you give it away.
17.Love me now, Love me never, but if you love me, love me forever
18.Love doesnt make the world go 'round, it makes the trip worthwhile.
19.Your hugs and kisses are like the stars, you light up the skies when things get dark.
20. A memory lasts forever and never does it die, true friends are forever and never say good-bye

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ANg Kugmo Kung ang kugmo tam-is, naa ka'y sakit nga DIABETES. Kung ang kugmo parat, naa ka'y sakit sa ATAY. Kung ang kugmo aslom, naa ka'y sakit sa KIDNEY. Pero kung ang kugmo imong tilawan, Naa ka'y sakit sa UTOK.			Ang Iyot Ang iyot usahay makasapot Tungod sa kulot nga bungot; Usahay makalagot kung dili na huot; Usahay hinay, usahay kusog ang duot. Ang iyot usa ka maayong pasingot. Ang IYOT
Naibog Ako Kanimo Buhok mo Labong pa sa lasang Ngi-ob pa sa ngitngit Diin ang sidlak sa adlaw Gipalong. Mga pulong mo Hilum pa sa saba Saba pa sa hilum Kanus-a naggakos ang langit ug yuta Sa imong baba. Imong gunit Hugot pa sa balaod Lu-ag pa sa hangin Ug gikuptan mo akong daw ako na lamang Ang kaabyan. Nagpitik Ang kasingkasing mong naglibog Linibong kabayong nagkaratil Diha sa dakong lunhaw nga hawan Sa imong dughan. 1.My love for you is like diarrhea...I just cant hold it in! 2.They call me Milk cuz I can do your body good! 3.Im not Fred Flinstone but I sure can make your Bed Rock! 4.Let's have a party and have your pants come on down! 5.Im an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus! 6.If i could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U & I together! 7.I hope you know CPR cuz you take my breath away! 8.Nice legs, what time do they open? 9.Are you tired? Cuz you've been running through my mind all day! 10.If I could have a nickle for each girl I've ever loved including you, I'd have 5 cents. 11.I can see you. [uh, yeah]Great! How about tomorrow? 12.[check label on back of shirt] Just as I thought...Made in Heaven 13.Are those moon shorts cuz your butt is outta this world! 14.Did it hurt when you fell down from heaven? 15.Have you been raised in a farm cuz you know how to raise a cock! 16.I lost my number, can I borrow yours? 17.I'm not very good at math, but doesn't U+I=69? 18.Are your parents retarded cuz you sure are special! 19.Are your parents terrorists cuz you are the bomb! 20.Kiss me if I'm wrong, but is your name Pocahontas?			Sagol-Sagol 1. The bandage was wound around the wound. 2. The farm was used to produce produce. 3. The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse. 4. We must polish the Polish furniture. 5. He could lead if he would get the lead out. 6. The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert. 7. Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present. 8. A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum. 9. When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes. 10. I did not object to the object. 11. I had to subject the subject to a series of tests. 12. The insurance was invalid for the invalid. 13. How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend? 14. There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row. 15. They were too close to the door to close it. 16. The buck does funny things when the does are present. 17. A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line. 18. To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow. 19. The wind was too strong to wind the sail. 20. After a number of injections my jaw got number. 21. Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.
			1.You know your love for one is done when the fluttering has stopped and the butterflies are gone. 2.It's okay to kiss a fool or let a fool kiss you, but never ever let a kiss fool you. 3.Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by you again? 4.Count your garden by the flowers,not by the leaves that fall, count your life by the smiles, not by the tears that fall. 5.A real friend is someone who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. 6.Love is just a word until you find someone to set the meaning. 7.They say that when love knocks at the door, open it, but did you know that sometimes love comes through the backdoor and before you notice it it's on the way out? 8.The worst way to miss someone is when that person is right next to you and you know you cant have that person. 9.Don't settle for the one you can live with, settle for the one you cant live without. 10.I love you...it takes 3 seconds to say, 3 hours to explain, and a lifetime to prove. 11.Love can be magic, but magic is sometimes an illusion. 12.It only takes a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone. 13.Immature love is I love you because I need you, mature love is I need you because I love you. 14.You never how much you love something, how much it really means until it's gone. 15.It's painful to see someone you wish were yours happy with someone else, but there's nothing more painful than the site of that someone crying for someone else 16.Love wasnt put in your heart to stay, love isnt love until you give it away. 17.Love me now, Love me never, but if you love me, love me forever 18.Love doesnt make the world go 'round, it makes the trip worthwhile. 19.Your hugs and kisses are like the stars, you light up the skies when things get dark. 20. A memory lasts forever and never does it die, true friends are forever and never say good-bye